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- A conclusion is that part where you are tired of thinking.
- A policeman knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on the bike. My dog is not even my bike ...
- A penalty is a tax to do wrong and one is fine to do a fine ..!
- A healthy sleep not only makes your life tall, but also reduces workdays.
- The adventure is not hanging on a rope on the edge of a mountain. Adventure is an attitude that we should apply to the obstacles of life on the day.
- All my life, I thought, unless I buy a bag of chips, the air is free.
- Always borrow money from pessimists. She does not expect to get it back.
- Always recognize who has to blame in the emergency.
- A pessimist fears that this can be true.
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- It is like reading a logic software licensing agreement with a woman. Finally, you ignore everything and click on I agree.
- Atheists do not solve exponential equations because they do not believe in higher powers.
- Note - If you do not want to change it; If you can not change it, then change the way you think about it.
- The approaches are contagious. Do you want people around you to catch you?
- Like postage stamps Till on until you reach there, stay on one thing.
- Before being a child, the most important thing to ask yourself is whether I am ready to see the same cartoon for the next 4 years?
- Before I criticize a man, I like to walk one mile in his shoes. In this way, when I criticize him, then I am a mile away and I have his shoes.
- Before I tell my wife something important, I take both of her hands in her hand. This way he can not collide with me.
- Behind every successful student, there is a dedicated face book account.
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- A little better to understand, compared to a lot of misunderstandings.
- Can you do one of my work Take a picture of yourself, and send me I am playing cards and I am missing the Joker.
- Cleaning the mirrors is a work that I can actually see myself doing.
- Common sense is like deodorant. Those who need it most often do not use it.
- Do not confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is mine and my attitude depends on you.
- do not look at me. I'm looking smart
- Do not show me your attitude; My block list is larger than your friends list.
- do not play with me.
- Do not trust atoms, they make everything.
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- What I ate in my new fitness app today and it only sent an ambulance to my house.
- Every day I get to work with good intentions and great attitude ... and then are stupid.
- Everyone has an angry friend. If you do not have one, then it's probably you.
- Everything is always good. If not - this is probably not the end.
- When you want to be calm, everything is fun.
- For maximum attention, nothing does not make a good mistake.
- From this point on, I'm going to behave with people just how they treat me. There should be some happiness Others should scare away
- Strange thing is how they say that we need to talk when they actually have to listen to you.
- Girl you're like a car accident, because I just can not see far away.
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- God gave us the brain to solve the problems. However, we use it to create more problems.
- How is it that I always buy plants without the desire to live?
- I always arrive late at the office but I leave it early.
- I always dream of becoming a millionaire like my uncle ... She is also dreaming.
- I always learn from others who accidentally get my advice.
- I'm black in color, not dark in color.
- I'm going to stand out. So if someone asks, I am outstanding.
- I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
- I'm not arguing. I just understand why I am right.
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- I am not mad I'm just special! No wait ... I can go crazy ... one second I have to talk to myself about this, please catch it ....
- I am not saying that I hate you, but I will unplug your life support to charge my phone.
- I am sugar and masala and everything is fine but if you want to mess with me then you think twice better.
- I bought a dictionary and when I got home I felt that all the pages were empty; I do not have any words that I am so angry.
- I can give headache to an aspirin.
- I can make a whole secret. This is the people I can not tell them to.
- I changed my password to "wrong" So whenever I forget what this is, the computer will say "your password is wrong".
- I have no problem.
- I do not necessarily agree with everything.
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- I do not have to tell anyone what I have to do. I need to take someone to a person where I am leading, but only half. Then I will take it from there and pick my own path.
- I gave my seat to a blind person in the bus. In this way I lost my job as a bus driver.
- I raise a beard, thinking that "the dignified gentleman." Instead, it shows that it says, "Good discounts, please!"
- I hate him when you have to be good with someone whom you really want to throw a brick.
- I hate those who stole my thoughts before I think about them!
- I have learned a lot from my mistakes. I am thinking of making something else.
- I like old men because they are used for life's disappointments. Which means they are ready for me?
- I like F5 key very much. It's just so refreshing.
- I prefer my job only when I am on vacation.
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- I can look cool But in my head I have killed you about 5 times.
- I want a six-month vacation, twice a year.
- I should win an Oscar in acting like I am busy working.
- I started with nothing, and I still have the majority.
- I stopped fighting with the demons inside. We are now on the same side.
- Extraction of cat from the bag is a completely easy, by putting it back.
- Life is in all perspective.
- So, if you can not laugh at yourself, then call me ... I will laugh at you.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is the reason why some people look bright unless you hear them speak.
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- Living on Earth can be expensive, but it involves an annual free travel around the sun.
- Middle Age occurs when you face two temptations and you choose the same which you will get till 9 o'clock.
- My alarm clock clearly jealous with my amazing relationship with my BED.
- My boss is going to set fire to the employee with the worst currency. I have a hunch, I can be it.
- My boss told me that your day is good. That's why I went home
- My kids are very optimistic. Every glass that sits around the house is at least half full.
- My secret talent is tired without doing anything.
- My doctor says that I am the forebear of retaliation. we will see about that.
- Never let your friends feel alone! Trouble them all the time!
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- Do not ever trust the dog to see your food.
- One day you have the best thing since the chopped bread. Next, you are toast
- People are making fun of the world. Like it is not tomorrow.
- People said that I follow your dreams, so I went back to BED.
- People say that everything happens due to a reason.
- People say that I have a dirty mind, but I say that it is just creative!
- People say that I have an attitude problem, I say that you have a problem and I have an attitude.
- So we compromised and got a puppy.
- Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; The rest of us must be
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- Some people are just so fake that if you look right behind their necks, you will get a tag called "MADE for CHINA"!
- Sometimes the first step to forgive, realizes that the birth of another person was an idiot.
- Sometimes we expect more from others because we will be willing to do much for them.
- Sorry about the texts that I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
- Team work is important; It helps to blame someone else.
- The boss is the best time to start thinking about your retirement.
- The moment someone tells me that I can not do anything, that is the moment when I stop listening.
- The problem is not problem; Your point of view is the problem.
- The time is that which prevents things from happening together.
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- Today's forecast; Critical attitude warnings throughout the day, a scattered squid shroud, and later a strong chance of annoyance in the day ...
- Turning a vegetarian is a big mistake steak.
- While roaming his dog, we saw a man walking his dog and I know that my dog is thinking that I will not wear good clothes for him now.
- What is the best thing about staying in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
- When a woman says, what? It's not because he has not heard you. He is giving you an opportunity to change what you have said
- When I call a family meeting, I turn off Wi-Fi at home and wait for them all to come.
- When I drink alcohol ... everybody says that I'm alcoholic. but! When I drink ... no one says that I am brilliant!
- When I read about the badness of drinking, I stopped reading.
- When I am a pedestrian, I hate cars. When I'm driving, I hate walking pedestrians.
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- When my boss asked me who is a fool, I or he? I told him that everyone knows that he does not hire stupid people.
- If nothing seems right then go left.
- Whenever I think about quitting smoking, I need cigarettes to think.
- The day you wash, cook, clean up, iron etc, why do you call it a day's holiday?
- Women spend more time thinking what men are thinking, men are thinking than men.
- Yes, I could improve my attitude, but my insurance does not meet those needs.
- Yes, you have the right to your opinion ... and I have my right. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculous!
- You can not climb up the hill by thinking of the ideas below.
- If you find a person who never tends to understand your nonsense attitude
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